April 2012
2 posts
watching TVD 3x05 with my dad
Elena: Where were you,Damon?
Me: JUMPS OF THE COUCH AND SCREAMS AND CRAWLS HANDS IN HAIR
Dad: Are you okay?
Damon: I shouldn't have left.
Me: NO YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
Damon: I promise you...
Me: NO SHUT UP OH MY GOD!!!
Dad: IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH YOU
Damon : I will never
Me: NEVER
Damon: ..leave you again.
Me: DID YOU HEAR THIS HE WILL NEVER LEAVE HER AGAIN NEVER EVER *SCREAMS VERY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM*
Dad: ARE YOU OKAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHAT WAS THIS SCREAM!?
Stefan: Well,isn't this cozy?
Me: THEY COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAALL
Dad: What is this guy suddenly doing there?
Me: DAMON WILL NEVER.LEAVE HER.AGAIN.
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Aren't they a couple in real life?
Me: Yes,they are.
Dad: How sweet that they are also a couple on the show!
Me: WHY ARE YOU EVEN SAYING SUCH THINGS
Dad: Because he will never leave her again? Wait,he's not her boyfriend on the show?
Me: HE WAS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP HER SHE ALWAYS BELONGED TO SOMEONE EEEEEELSE
Dad: Why are you singing-
Me: The one who just interrupted them was her boyfriend on the show.
Dad:
Me:
Dad: But I don't understand.
Me: *hugs dad dramatically*
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Pues eso, hace casi medio mes que lo tengo, pero nunca había posteado nada, así que voy a escribir, y que contaros, si la mayoría escribís en ingles??? Pues nada porque solo me sigue una persona que me entiende perfectamente, a lo mejor un día no muy lejano posteo ( o tumblreo, o como cojones digáis) en aleman, hasta entonces os dejo esto